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Tall tales, whiskey and blood doth Mazy’s spray! When clear’d espy those drinking at third place; home to Robert Footswift, Bob’s own table. ‘Twixt tankards do spread crimes and plans most foul; those caught bragging catch the cutpurse’s pick. Worse Bob himself may flay standing liars and cheats caught dressing the table in brass; dress your tales plain ‘fore jousting this drake sooth.
Hear now then news from your bards faithful tongue! Know young strider Rufus, from forest gnarl’d? Returned he from vastness wild to find, shining in armor bold, young Dane Lancer! Lost here young maid in thirst’s delight until, caught fast in eyes half-oelven, she had her fill. And from that glancing stare did burst adventure! Hearken ye! Hear ye now! Listen doth! My rim now dry but lips still wet with Kolsch shall I descry a truthful shanty oh! Those brawling maids of Saint Cuthbert.

Chorus
The dear maids are comin’ now out of their way
The brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
virgin and true form to save all the day
stand clear, the maids of St. Cuthbert

A strappin’ young strider fresh from the field
the brawling maids of St Cuthbert
lookin’ to see what the ‘Bonc might now yield
Stand clear, the maids of St. Cuthbert

She comely and young now expected to dance
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
upon river’s field to win her own lance
stand clear, the maids of St. Cuthbert

-Chorus-

Met they in dark halls the rafters May-zee
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
He her inspiration she drove him crazy
stand clear the maids of St. Cuthbert

Crack’d they a strong plan under ‘Phora’s sweet gaze
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
to delve yonder moathouse down Hommlet way
stand clear, the maids of St. Cuthbert

-Chorus-

The Abbey’s old mother had different plans
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
she’d marry the lancer to warrior man
stand clear, the maids of St. Cuthbert

Childrearing and fighting in Shield Lands she’d be
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
A fierce and rather pregnant valkyrie
stand clear, the maids of St. Cuthbert

-Chorus-

Sucklin’ sweet babes lance useless by
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
only gave sweet girl more reason to fly
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert

Fearless young strider he won’t let her go
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
He enlists the help of the half man O-lo
stand clear the maids of St. Cuthbert

-Chorus-

With Olo and Bruisers now in on the deal
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
Rufus the ranger his woman would steal

The Brawling Maidens will suffer no thief
The brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
and Brammage will return his handkerchief
stand clear the maids of St. Cuthbert

Surrounded outnumber’d by fighting bimbos
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
our strider now stood to be castrado’ed
stand clear the maids of St. Cuthbert

-Chorus

The dear lord Abbess she understood
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
“Give back his kerchief expect motherhood”
stand clear the maids of St. Cuthbert

The lancer gave lord mum her worn piece of cloth
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
“here now young strider you’d better be off!”
stand clear the maids of St. Cuthbert

-Chorus

But the innamorado instead grab’d her hand
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
Comely Dane Brammage and Rufus they ran
the Brawling maids of St. Cuthbert

The young lovers fled mother’s thund’rous cavil
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert
joyously opting for life imperil’d
the brawling maids of St. Cuthbert

-Chorus

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